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My dog keeps humping my leg

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as above she is a bichoen frise. she has been spaded. :? inless she thinks im a good looking chap :wink:
took her to my moms last week. she started to hump my moms female bichoen as well. :?
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humping is a sign of dominance not just sex.
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1234dist wrote:humping is a sign of dominance not just sex.
ohhhhhh so she is trying to be the boss with my moms dog then?
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mg55 wrote:
1234dist wrote:humping is a sign of dominance not just sex.
ohhhhhh so she is trying to be the boss with my moms dog then?
And, apparently, you. :lol:
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BrackenFox wrote:
mg55 wrote:
1234dist wrote:humping is a sign of dominance not just sex.
ohhhhhh so she is trying to be the boss with my moms dog then?
And, apparently, you. :lol:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: i did think it would stop once she was spaded
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beat her ;)
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Punx0r wrote:beat her ;)
This ^

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Next time it does it take it strait to bathroom and a cold shower and give it a cold shower everytime it does it the dog won't be doing it for long trust me :lol:
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I bet that works on people as well :)
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She needs to understand that she's not the head of the pack, the cold shower should do it.
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its her birthday soon i might buy her a blow up dog :whistle:
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Cut his nuts off if he ain't gonna use them or try obedience training.
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lol, Kev. Props for careful reading.
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< KEVIN > wrote:Cut his nuts off if he ain't gonna use them or try obedience training.
He is infact a she and she has been spade read his first post :P
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Marty wrote:
< KEVIN > wrote:Cut his nuts off if he ain't gonna use them or try obedience training.
He is infact a she and she has been spade read his first post :P
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LOL Your Fooooked then, Theres no cure for that, better lube your leg up :thumbup:
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< KEVIN > wrote:LOL Your Fooooked then, Theres no cure for that, better lube your leg up :thumbup:
That will only encourage it :lol: I would tape a wire brush to your leg :lol:
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cold showers takes allot of time, at the end of the day you have to dry them again.

The simplest way is a very stern no, followed by being segregated from the pack.

First for a short period say 5 mins, and extend the time every time it happens.
but always reset to 5 mins on every new day.

So say she does it three times in a day

1st = 5min
2nd = 10 mins
3rd = 15 mins

next day

1st = 5 min
2nd = 15 min
3rd = 20 mins.

The being separated hurts more than a good spanking.

Should take roughly 1-2 months depending on the breed.
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:facepalm: :giveup:
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1234dist wrote:cold showers takes allot of time, at the end of the day you have to dry them again.
I agree. A good thrashing with a rolled up newspaper (or Argos catalogue) would be much quicker!

BTW, "spayed" ;)
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Do people really still believe dogs are pack animals and need an alpha male ? :lol:
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Get her a strap on............... :lol:
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:roflmao:
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Or introduce a massive male dog with a huge chipolata ? knock the dust off her, she will probably need wheels fitting after but it might show her what it feels like ?
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Cableguy wrote:Or introduce a massive male dog with a huge chipolata ? knock the dust off her, she will probably need wheels fitting after but it might show her what it feels like ?
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Get a plant sprayer, squirt in the face every time it does it and she should learn!
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:lol: cat she just had a hair cut :thumbup:
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In thought we where talking about a proper dog..... bloody hell you have issues :|
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mg55 wrote:My dog keeps humping my big toe
Fixed that for you.
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Its the dog trying to assert dominance over you or any visitors. Put it in its place, stern 'no' and some good finger waggling, and separation worked for me with our Jack Russell.
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The noisy can of air trick? Worked well for my noisy barking lab.... He hated the noise it made
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